Vanessa Blair is a smart, exhausted twenty-eight-year-old telemarketer with a Latin degree, a soft spot for foster kittens, and a boss who thinks bare feet and fake grass are a spiritual lifestyle. When the company owner, Xavier Adams, fires her for her “face” and declares she has a “dark soul,” Vanessa’s humiliation hardens into suspicion—because none of it makes sense.
With her best friend Jane and her quietly ferocious coworker Trisha, Vanessa tumbles into a chaotic, funny, and surprisingly high-stakes campaign to find out what Directis is really hiding. Their plan involves planted listening devices, dumpster diving, glitter-based warfare, and help from a meddling true-crime-obsessed mom. Along the way, Vanessa meets Carter Beckett, a tattooed unemployment officer and fellow animal lover whose interest in one particular kitten grows into something deeper—right as Vanessa’s revenge mission threatens to blow up her future.
At its heart, this is a rom-com about workplace misogyny, reclaiming self-worth, and choosing a life that actually matters—plus cats, coffee, and the sweet justice of watching a tyrant get what he deserves.