Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide audiobook cover - There’s a secret college that recruits the desperate, the downtrodden, and the dangerously clever. Its specialty? Deletions—perfect murders—especially of bosses who make life unbearable. Three students. One mission each. And a sly dean who believes mercy is a strategy, not a rule.

Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide

There’s a secret college that recruits the desperate, the downtrodden, and the dangerously clever. Its specialty? Deletions—perfect murders—especially of bosses who make life unbearable. Three students. One mission each. And a sly dean who believes mercy is a strategy, not a rule.

Rupert Holmes

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Imagine a secluded campus of Tudor eaves, poison gardens, and a code that prizes clean exits over notoriety. Welcome to the McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts: a finishing school for finishing people. Here, students don’t just study— they practice. They conduct hospital simulations, test poisons at formal dinners, and learn why alibis are art, disguises are discipline, and vanity is the one pressure point you can count on.

We follow three students from the same class: Cliff Iverson, a principled engineer whose sadistic boss is covering up a fatal aircraft flaw; Gemma Lindley, a British hospital administrator being blackmailed over a heartbreaking act of mercy; and Dulcie Mown—better known to moviegoers by another name—an actress whose mogul has frozen her career and plans to erase her dignity.

Across drills, track-meet “deletions,” and a daring escape that circles back into a classroom, the school’s elegant dean and hard-nosed faculty shape their charges. Not every lesson ends well. Not every thesis succeeds. But the story builds to three high-stakes finales: a razor-edged con, an alibi-by-camera, and a moment when compassion outranks vengeance.

Told with wicked wit and a lover’s eye for puzzles, this is a comic-noir caper about justice, craft, and the costs of getting what you want. It’s also a stealth meditation on power: why bullies thrive, how systems protect them, and what it takes to stop them—cleanly, quietly, and for good.

Who Should Listen

  • Fans of comic noir and clever capers who love plot mechanics
  • Workplace survivors who enjoy revenge tales with a conscience
  • Mystery readers who relish puzzles, alibis, and elegant reveals

About the Authors

Rupert Holmes is a Tony- and Edgar Award–winning writer with a knack for clockwork plots and playful misdirection. He has penned hit Broadway mysteries (including the Tony-winning The Mystery of Edwin Drood), composed chart-topping songs, and written acclaimed crime fiction. His work blends a musician’s ear for rhythm with a magician’s delight in the reveal, delivering stories that are witty, humane, and meticulously engineered.